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SEAN 376, THE AGENCY THAT LISTENS TO YOUR STAKEHOLDERS AND YOUR COMPANY ANNOUNCES PROMOTION OF FOUNDER OF SAID AGENCY, SEAN THREESEVENSIX TO SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF COMMUNITIES AND BLOG ENGAGEMENT
Sean376, the agency dat listens to you and your needs and the needs of your stakeholders has announced the promotion of its founder Sean Threesevensix to senior vice president following the growth of the agency and the new client win. The agency’s current client roster includes Sean376 PR, Pepsi, Dell and Lewis PR.
Sean Threesevensix, the son of a rich Israeli diplomat was delighted with the promotion. “I have worked hard to get where I am. Following the rejection from Edelman, @ellabella83 and the UK Government, I am proud to have reached a stage of my career which I can categorically say is ‘a success’. Fuk da police”.
Sean 376’s only staff member, Sean Threesevensix said: “I am delighted to have promoted myself to senior Vice-president of communities. My knowledge of social media is second only to @jangles in the world and I hope to be an inspiration to all those who have ever had a failed dildo importing business.”
For further comment please email sean376th@googelmail.com